butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her vagine was all disorganized.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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