quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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