hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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