I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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