i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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