Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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