It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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