so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
