i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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