Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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