shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I need water and some morals
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