i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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