"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Do plants get herpes?
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