Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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