its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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