Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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