oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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