Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Randomize
