Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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