Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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