Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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