just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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