It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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