my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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