garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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