yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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