no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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