Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
