dude i'm inner monologue high
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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