I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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