Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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