Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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