If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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