yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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