Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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