The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There's always time for handjobs
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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