Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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