Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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