Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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