just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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