i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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