Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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