yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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