we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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