I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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