He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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