so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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