she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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