talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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