super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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