I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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