I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
